Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Potty Humor (I could not help but laugh)


This could happen to you too...

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"...


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
"No...I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

11 comments:

Steffie B. said...

That was GREAT! You crack me up!

Emmie said...

omg! I'm sorry but that is just too funny!!!

Dannye said...

it didn't happen to me personally, a friend sent this to me, and it just cracked me up, so I had to share it...

Dolores and Shawn said...

That's a funny one.

a&mg said...

So silly! My niece used to LOVE to have conversations while she was dropping a number two! Needless to say, she didn't get many participants.

nikki said...

Oh, that is really funny.
Can you imagine!?

redmaryjanes said...

That is hilarious!
I was really getting weirded out and then the end totally caught me off guard.

I love your sense of humor!

eggrolls and chopsticks said...

OMG....on the floor. I could see where it was going but it still had me rolling.

Connie said...

Hah! That would freak me out LOL

Jonni said...

I love it! You crack me up Dannye.

Hugs,
Jonni
:)

new girl said...

So funny! I know a few people who will get a kick out of it!