Tuesday, December 26, 2006


MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING (I do believe this with all my heart!!)

I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want
one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good
company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others
to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because . . . I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


Connie said...

I need to take a lesson or two from that one...LOVE it!

Anonymous said...

Great website! I love your philosophy, by the looks of my house I have adopted some of your rules lately

Anonymous said...

Thanks for all the new excuses!!