Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Sex Frog for sale....


A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anyone is watching her. Then she whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions!"

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and - to her surprise - nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The frog just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes, and sternly says:

"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

7 comments:

eggrolls and chopsticks said...

Where do you find these? You have the best jokes.

LaLa said...

That is too funny!!! Those naughty Pet Shop boys...

amy said...

heehee. thats good

amy said...

i did get the emails btw!

THanks again!

PromiseKeepersDaughter said...

C.U.T.E

J said...

Ha!! My sister is blonde. I love to send her a good blonde joke as often as I can. This one's got her name all over it!

Steffie B. said...

ROTFLMBO! ;0)