I have been getting lots of emails these past few days telling me I'm a winner (which I already know, glad they confirmed it....), but this one is the best by far...
Dear Prize winner,
Congratulations Category A prize winner! You have been selected as one of two winners of the NATIONAL LIVERWOOD LOTTERY,computer ballot draws and thus will be a privileged recipient of the grand draw prize of £1,500,000.000 (One million five hundred thousand Great Britain Pounds only). You/Your company, attached to Winning File Reference number LIUK/50xx/02xx/2x; ticket number 2xx-8xx-9x/A.
Please contact our agent by email or fax within a week of receiving this notice for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice, Please find full contact details below;
Mr Mark Williams
EXTOL FINANCE INC. U.K.
Wonder if I should go on a spending spree.....