Saturday, May 3, 2008

A funny....at my age...


A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

5 comments:

OH MY #6 said...

too cute!

Made in China said...

lol!:o)

redmaryjanes said...

That is a good one and probably pretty true.

Sherri, Todd and Sam said...

too too cute

Jewels of My Heart said...

lol that is too cute Dannye.
Congratulations on winning the Ladybug dress! Thank you so much for helping the children!!!!
When you can please email me with your address so I can forward it to Paula so she can mail it to you. I will have her email you back with her address to send the $5.25 Shipping charge to.
If you haven't paid already, all you have to do is pay directly to Starfish Children's Services by clicking on the link on the sidebar.
sorry I am putting all of this on your blog but I don't have your email.
Thank you so much for helping the children and God bless you.
God's Speed
Daleea