Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday funny....


After Bill had spent several days campaigning for her and lost his temper many times which cost her votes and finally escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year just after you lose the election."

Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at this news.

Hillary stared back at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She looked back, deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her the big question:

"Will I be acquitted?"

4 comments:

amy said...

Oh you are too much! happy weekend to you!

OH MY #6 said...

Have a great weekend.

Lea

redmaryjanes said...

HILARIOUS! I don't really care for either one of them : )

Jonni, John & Sofia said...

Where did you hear this one? Too funny and I love the pics of the cute kitty.

Hugs,
Jonni