Friday, March 7, 2008

Friday clean funnies (St. Patty Day style)



What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock....

Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? Because they are always wearing green...

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it is a FRENCH fry...

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? Some horse is going barefoot...

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A Jolly Green Giant...

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster...

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn't afford the plane fare...

Have a good Friday...may you have many of laughs to start your weekend off on the right (or left) foot!!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

You always find something to make me laugh, thanks

Middle-Aged Moi said...

Oh dear. My kids will love these!

dawn said...

Love 'em.
Rosie looks so darned cute in her onesie and the burp cloths are a life saver.
Hope you get to meet Rosie soon.
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